dell (dude, you're getting a shitbox)

dell sucks. i know i've posted something very similar before about dell, but my dell is giving me fucking problems again. i bought my dell 2 years ago, in the summer before i began law school. within the first 3 months, it was taking my dell 10 minutes, minutes just to load my desktop. i called dell, and dell outsourced me to fucking india where the dell guy thickly told me to shove my dell up a camel's ass, trip said camel full o' dell, then punch it in the face. this supposedly would cure my dell. surprise surprise, it didnt fix my dell. when it didnt work i felt bad about punching the camel, but then i realized it was dell property, so i punched it again.

fast forward to february, and my dell desktop is now taking at least 45-50 minutes to load before i can use any dell applications on my dell. from november thru february i had constantly fought on the phone with dell, and had also sent no fewer than 20 emails to dell. i had it with dell. i demanded that dell send a dell technician or that they give me a new dell or something, since none of the dell outsourcing folks could fix my dell. finally, dell agreed that my dell hard drive was defective, and dell said they would replace it. of course, dell fought so hard with me because i was still under my dell warranty then and it was free. dell is a bunch of pricks.

but i was pissed at dell, and dell had been assholes to me, so i decided to be an asshole to dell. i demanded that dell send someone to my apartment and change the dell hard drives themselves, even though this is a very simple task, even on a dell. dell complied with my request.

since then my dell desktop has loaded fine, but my dell blue-screens on me at startup sometimes. it has been every now and then, but this week my shitty dell blue-screened 3 times. it doesnt seem to be fucking anything up on my dell, but i'm afraid it might, and furthermore it's just really fucking annoying.

fuck you dell. dell has always sucked, dell still sucks, and dell will always suck. i will never again buy a dell, i will never shop for a dell, i will never recommend dell to others, and if someone is considering a dell i will advise them against it. dell computers are shitty, and dell's service is even shittier. i hate you dell.

i hope that's enough times to come up somewhere for a google/blog search.

dell (sucks).