the coalm variety hour

several, completely unrelated things to discuss right now.

1) awesome weekend. awesome.

2) the weathermen dropped the ball, ONCE AGAIN. apparently, 6-12 inches really means 3. good work. is there still anyone who really believes meteorology is an actual science? how could you? i wouldnt be surprised if meteorologists were really contracted out to news stations by non-perishable food companies and distributors. its always "there's a hurricane/tornado/snowstorm, stock up on canned goods!" but then there never is. fuck you, wethy mcweatherson. you're a dick. and you're always wrong.

3) in a related story, 2 different people found this blog by googling "i hate weathermen." clearly, i'm doing my job.

4) someone from delhi, india found this blog by doing a blogger search for "motivational." man, i hope they didnt kill themselves.

5) stay tuned for motivational monday...