the birds and the bees

but today, mostly the birds. and i mean birds as in foul, disease-ridden, feathered animals, not the austin powersian meaning for women. evidently, the resident birds have developed an intense need for some imodium...all over my car. damn them. this once again shows, that the only thing birds are good for is to be eaten (again, the animal). hahahaha god. it's as if i got into someone's bottle of xanax today. awesome.