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sometimes things are really ridiculous and they need to be weighed in on.

1) parts of this make me sick. really sick. it's fucking 2007.

2) i think i heard about this study back when it was entitled "common sense"

3) who knew they had the time to do this between all the diaper wearing, threat making, and murder?

4) tell me something new. this story appears every single day, just with a different title. it's no longer news, it's regurgitation.

5) see? if we were more efficient at killing criminals we wouldnt have this problem.

6) brancy, this one's for you.

7) finally, get in line behind priests and established sex offenders.


this last one reminds me of something. a friend of mine has a...challenged...little sister. i think it's probably autism. anyway, the short of it is that her sister signed onto my friend's AIM screenname and im'd me the other day, then added me to her own list. she says she's 19, but she talks and acts more like a 12 year old. i was polite, but told her she should not im me anymore. but she's done it everyday since then, and it's getting really fucking annoying. and i only have so much patience. if she does it again today, there will be a stern warning and she'll be blocked. usually i just ignore it or tell her to stop.

but my point is, where the fuck are her parents?! you've got an autistic kid who sends messages to strangers online asking if they want a girlfriend...why the fuck aren't you watching this kid or what she does?! it's practically begging some sex offender to find her. the family is ridiculously religious though, so maybe they're praying for her. well, they should thank god that it was me she im'd this time, but i'd say pray a little harder for the future. that's sure to fix it.

now if you'll excuse me, it's 1225pm. time for me to pray for world peace.