2 things

1) this is the dumbest, most ridiculous award ever. she gets $25,000 for being a texting champion? that's retarded. and by the way, what 13yr old sends over 8000 texts a month? so worthless. of course, she is from pennsylvania, so that's probably pretty self-explanatory.

2) this morning the espn.com poll asked who was the mvp of the red sox/yankees series this weekend. the options were 4 different red sox and a-rod. the problem is that more than half the states in the midwest picked a-rod. how retarded do you have to be to pick him??? yes, he hit a couple home runs in the series. but shit, mike lowell hit 2 last night! and most importantly, the red sox SWEPT the yankees! you might have nice stats, but you're not the most valuable if your team doesn't even win one game. and you're certainly not more valuable than any members of the winning team. fucking retards.

it's a SWEEP, bitches!!!! fuck yeah red sox!