why

khalid sheikh mohammed was captured. here's the file photo cnn put with the story:


my question is this: he obviously had access to some type of shaving device. while he isnt perfectly clean-shaven, he has shaved recently. with knowledge that he had access to some sharp, bladed device, one must then ask why he hasnt done anything about his ridiculous hair, both head and chest. i just feel bad for the poor woman who was forced to take care of his...manly needs. just kidding, everyone knows only rich white people can have slaves.