Confessions of a Litigious Mind

The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

where the fuck

are my goddamn grades?!

fuck you law school, i hate everything about you except the day i get sweet sweet freedom from you.

posted by josh @ 5/23/2006 07:25:00 PM

9 Comments:

At 5/23/2006 8:44 PM, Blogger sadielady said...

drum roll please... dicta's grades are in:

motivational monday: A+
midget jokes: A-
flipping off deer: A
shitting on his shitty state: A
dead baby jokes: A+
naked pics: F

dude, you need to post naked pics. otherwise, fantastic.

 
At 5/24/2006 12:03 AM, Blogger josh said...

hey thats like a 3.4...i'll take it!

 
At 5/24/2006 1:04 AM, Blogger sadielady said...

just post some naked pics and you could have a 4.0. hey, they don't even have to be of yourself; shots of bracy are ALWAYS welcome....

 
At 5/24/2006 1:05 AM, Blogger sadielady said...

um, brancy, i meant.... yeah, been drinking. just ask him...

 
At 5/24/2006 9:16 AM, Blogger d$ said...

yeah josh, some naked pictures of brancy would be nice.. it's wrong to keep them all to yourself you know.. how about the framed one from your livingroom? you know the one im talking about?.. with the flowers.. its tastefull. anyway you should scan that and post it on up!

 
At 5/24/2006 10:58 AM, Blogger sadielady said...

hahahaha

 
At 5/24/2006 11:20 AM, Blogger josh said...

in the hastiness of packing i neglected to bring it home. you should just imagine me naked, you've seen normal pics of me. besides, actually seeing me naked is so arousing that it can be detrimental to your health if you dont have a strong enough heart. i'd hate to catch some readers off guard and kill them. cuz it's really about the people, except of course the aforementioned dwarfs.

 
At 5/24/2006 3:36 PM, Blogger JLee said...

don't fear the reaper, Dicta.

 
At 5/25/2006 3:34 AM, Blogger the littlest tortfeasor said...

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

 

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