playing cards

this weekend, i am going to visit dominique at home. last weekend happened to be sharebear's birthday, so i went out today to get her a card and little gift, cuz let's face it, i'm a good guy.

well, there are virtually no greeting cards appropriate for your girlfriend's mother. there are plenty of "birthday for her" cards, but they all say mom, sister, aunt, grandma, etc on them. or have pictures of half naked men on them. or they talk about sex. or they make you think they're talking about sex and they're talking about something else, like cake. or they talk about saggy boobs, or big butts. or they make fun of old age. needless to say, none of these are things i want to put in a card and give to dominique's mom.

finally, i found one that was ok. i'm not ecstatic about it, but i dont hate it either. i think it's nice. plus, when i brought it to the register the lady there looked at it and said "oh, that's pretty." but i think sharebear will like it. we'll find out on friday.

on a related note, i'm going to start my own business called "greeting cards for your girlfriend's mom that arent fucking lame," or GCFYGMTAFL for short (trademarked, bitches).