The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.
in the last couple weeks, my average hits have gone down from 74/day to 48/day. i know a bunch of the regulars still come by, but the rest of you all are just a bunch of lazy bastards. dont pretend like all of a sudden because finals are over you have better shit to do than read my blog. who do you think you're fooling? i've read your blogs, you dont.
posted by josh @ 5/13/2006 06:44:00 PM
The Namby Pamby said...
dicta...im still reading...
understanding is a different thing though
Calculating Bitch said...
You're right, dicta, you're right. In all fairness, I'm no longer sitting in class or studying for finals, and I haven't started my summer desk job yet. I assure you, however, as soon as the summer job and summer school starts, I will be online reading your blog even more then I normally do. So, you better keep posting at least 3 times a day otherwise I might actually have to work or (the horror) pay attention in class this summer.
sadielady said...
hahaha, oh namby.
well i'm not going through any class/summer transition, just still working, so still reading too. not posting as much myself, but definitely reading yours.
law monkey said...
STALKER. you like your sitemeter a little too much, dicta. in any case, maybe if you posted more often, instead of going off and actually having fun, your readership would remain high. if you post, they will ...
well, we'll let your readers decide what they'll do. :P
as for monday - might have a friend visiting from out of town, still waiting to find out what his schedule is like ... but i assume lunch/dinner still ok? enjoy the rest of the weekend! :)
josh said...
could "friend" be "mystery man??!" oh monkey, if i could offer you one piece of advice, it would be this: if you like this boy, do not, i repeat, do NOT, throw feces at him.
Brancibeer said...
Things have been differnt since your bitch* moved in man. You've changed.
*Dominque is by no means a bitch. Word used for comedic, shovenist purposes only and does not reflect the character of people Brancibeer doesnt even know. In fact, I love you dominque. Why dont you dump that loser** and go out with me?
**Dicta is by no means a loser. Noun used evocatively to demote friend for the purposes of making Brancibeer look better so that he can steal*** his foxy girlfriend.
***email me baby
law monkey said...
sorry dicta, "friend" is not "mystery man," and i am not the feces-chucking type of monkey that you make me out to be. i am well-groomed and well-behaved, save for the occassional caffeine overdose. but that only has a temporary effect.
also, if you put me in a room with a typewriter, i can turn out shakespeare like it's my job. you don't even need to bring in those other 99 monkeys.
finally, you never answered my question. i'm putting a "needs improvement" in your "pays attention to detail" box. :P
Damon said...
Brancy that's great (great as in funny, but it'll never happen - those two are smitten)! Using Barnes as your woman farm. My Swedish friend said she's going to be emailing Macunas so maybe I can become a farmer as well.
sadielady said...
BRANCY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! OH, THE HURT!! THE PAIN!!! THE BETRAYAL!!! SOB,SOB,SOB.
Brancibeer said...
Easy baby, theres plenty of Brancibeer to go around. PLENTY.
JLee said...
ooooh...I can read between those lines.
Dicta, it IS sweeps month, so you might want to post some more topless photos of yourself to boost your ratings.
JLee said...
...but this time you better show some nipple, bitch.
law monkey said...
and work on toning your muscles, too. you looked like a pre-pubescent teen in your melon-head photo. muscle definition would be good. :P
sadielady said...
I vote for some full fontral. FULL frontal.
josh said...
yeah, no dice...damon is exactly right. that said, i am willing to try to stomach talking to the heinous friend of someone you're interested in. i will not take one for the team, however. but, i will listen to her shit for a few minutes so you can get her friend's number. just a warning though: if she's a ginger child with bangs my head might explode.
besides, i already introduced you to a sex fiend on the internet. stop being a taker! if you want a hot new england girl come back home and find your own!
Brancibeer said...
Don't think your work goes unappreciated friend.
josh said...
hahaha hey, you're my bud. i do what i can.
when did i discover that i was god? well, i was praying, and i suddenly realized i was talking to myself.
