the key to success

is often not being retarded.

i went to home depot today, to copy a key. it's not a difficult procedure. you pick out the right key, stick said key and the key you want to copy into the machine, and turn the machine on. the key, if you will, is choosing the correct key to use as the copy. i dont think this is brain surgery.

however, for one young woman at home depot, it's at least as difficult as, let's say knee surgery. for the guy behind me in line, she stuck his key into a tester thing to match the key. she didnt do that with mine. thanks for that bitch, cuz now you fucked it up. maybe there's a reason you're in your early 20s and working at home depot. the world needs retarded key copiers too.