The random, irrelevant musings of a law school graduate.
most wanted lists.
posted by josh @ 1/23/2008 11:05:00 PM
Damon said...
Every week our alternative paper has a section "Curses, Foiled Again" in the always funny "New Quirks." This week, among other things was:
• Four men who tried to rob a bank in Gainesville, Fla., arrived after the bank had locked its doors for the day. While fleeing, they hit a parked car and continued, only by then witnesses had noted the license number. They got snarled by rush-hour traffic and drove onto the median, then ditched the car and ran, chased by at least 20 officers and two K-9 units — twice as many as usual because the incident occurred during shift change. “They were pretty clumsy since they made three huge errors,” police Lt. Keith Kameg said after the suspects were arrested. “The bank was closed, there was a double shift of GPD officers on duty, and they tried to get away along Newberry Road at 5 p.m.”
when did i discover that i was god? well, i was praying, and i suddenly realized i was talking to myself.
